[大哭] 我丟了現代人的臉....
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原po在今天下午兩點悠哉的醒來,想到剛剛做的夢 不禁蒙羞了起來。
事情是這樣的,我在夢裡一開始在看電視配餅乾 ( 好一個跟原本一樣荒廢的生活 )
這時從廁所走出一個身影 我定睛一看
竟然是花木蘭 你沒看錯就是花木蘭本人
她走過來坐在我旁邊的沙發上
此時的我非常緊張 想著要如何與她對話
(不要問我為什麼沒有疑惑木蘭從廁所出來 這是夢!)
我竭盡腦中學過有關花木蘭的詩 終於看著她 我說出
『唧唧復唧唧,木蘭當戶織』
『唧唧復唧唧,木蘭當戶織』
『唧唧復唧唧,木蘭當戶織』
木蘭聽完了面無表情看著我 只說了一句
『諾。』 就走掉了
這時一陣尿意我就醒來了
我坐在床上懊惱 我怎麼會講出那些與木蘭無關的話
我猜這個時候木蘭一定會去跟他朋友(李翔之類的)說
『現代人都是白痴 居然把我跟織女搞混了』
我對不起大家對不起鄉民們
我會繼續鑽研國文 下次我會跟木蘭說
『木蘭無長兄。』
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