[無言] 美女能約你出來嗎?
「美女,能約你出來嗎?」
凌晨01:46交友軟體傳來一則陌生的訊息。
本以為又是個無聊男子的搭(ㄩㄝ)訕(ㄆㄠˋ),正想忽略時,
仔細一看... !!!
這個人...不是我高中同學的朋友嗎???
笨點不是他沒認出我來(彼此知道對方,有互加FB)
而是這位老兄已經有個從高中到現在、論及婚嫁的女友了啊!!!
我還特地跑去確認他們還有沒有在一起...
請問大家我現在該怎麼回他...?
真相:http://i.imgur.com/kTlqwO3.png?1
超扯的...扯爆了...!!!
Oh my god
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我本來也在想,可是他後來還有新增照片,感覺有點不像
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!!哈哈哈 她雖然很正,可是我不行XDD
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當然不行啊!輪家素女生餒~
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我在群組問他們還有沒有在一起時,就有人問說:「該不會是他偷吃被你發現了吧?」
我只孬孬的回他們:「我什麼都沒有說喔~顆顆」
甚至還有人說 男未婚女未嫁...
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為何~不太懂
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好噁..不要讓我想像那畫面
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