[童年] 媽妳為什麼要忽然把我拉走?(微西斯
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小時候在學校吃營養午餐的時候,有一道菜有放草菇(請自行google圖片)
當時一位同學笑著說:哈哈哈!你看!睪丸耶!哈哈哈~!
小時候還天真無邪可愛的我當然以為睪丸就是那個菇的名字,但是卻不知道這有什麼好笑
的,不過為了融入同學,也就跟著笑說:哈哈哈,對耶!睪丸耶哈哈哈~(心想可惡!睪
丸到底有什麼好笑?!)
然後有一天,媽媽帶我去菜市場買菜,我媽剛好在一攤有賣草菇的攤子挑菜,我一看到草
菇就眼睛一亮!大聲的說:
「媽!有睪丸耶!!」
「媽!有睪丸耶!!」
「媽!有睪丸耶!!」…………
我媽怎麼菜都丟了就忽然把我拉走了這件事我過了幾年才知道………
然後還好我沒跟我媽說:我在學校有吃睪丸喔………
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※ 編輯: casio578 (39.13.9.232), 03/17/2015 07:29:08
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