[童年] 老師~好像有蟑螂爬過我的漱口杯^___^
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身為一個幼教老師
覺得每天和可愛的小孩子相處在一起非常有趣
就在前幾天,我的趴呢跟我說了一件很恐怖的事
班上有個很憨厚老實的小男生說:"老師~好像有蟑螂爬過我的漱口杯耶~"
"你怎麼會這樣覺得呢?"
結果接下來的回答讓我覺得毛骨悚然....
"因為剛剛在漱口的時候,有蟑螂從我嘴巴爬出來阿^_____^"
"因為剛剛在漱口的時候,有蟑螂從我嘴巴爬出來阿^_____^"
"因為剛剛在漱口的時候,有蟑螂從我嘴巴爬出來阿^_____^"
為什麼你能夠這樣雲淡風輕的講出這句話~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!
【再補一個故事】
之前在實習時,有個孩子流鼻血了,可是他說他很想尿尿.....
情急之下,只好先塞一小塊衛生紙在他的鼻孔裡
跟他說:"你先去上廁所,先不要拿下來喔!!老師等一下再幫你處理"
(**貼心小提醒:流鼻血時盡量別用衛生紙塞住鼻子呦,否則血塊凝固後突然又被抽出,很
容易會繼續流的**)
結果他回來後,我發現怎麼他鼻孔裡的衛生紙一直在滲水,一滴一滴的往人中和嘴巴流
"為什麼你的衛生紙濕掉了阿?"
"剛剛衛生紙不小心掉到馬桶裡了阿,可是你又說不能拿下來,所以我就塞回去了....."
"剛剛衛生紙不小心掉到馬桶裡了阿,可是你又說不能拿下來,所以我就塞回去了....."
"剛剛衛生紙不小心掉到馬桶裡了阿,可是你又說不能拿下來,所以我就塞回去了....."
嗚嗚嗚嗚,你真是個聽話的孩子
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