[大哭] 關於葛雷的五十道陰影
過年那幾天被女友盧到去看格雷的五十道陰影,誰知跑了二家台北東區戲院都客滿,
女友不死心,硬要我再到新北市,可是我前幾天打電動打到很累了,完全沒有想看的慾望,
女友看到我臉臭,便在大街上把我狠狠唸了一頓,
我被唸煩了,頓時不知哪來的火氣,
對她大喊:
看什麼葛雷五十道陰影啊,妳要幾道,我都演給妳看啦,是要六十道,七十道都隨便妳啦!
此話一出,我還沒想到後果,純氣話而已,結果...結果,,我發現女友楞了一下子,
隨即露出詭異的神情和一抹邪惡的微笑,
對著我說:
好啊,我等你,我給你時間準備,
就這228假期,三天連假,每天各20道,我看你怎麼演!!!
怎麼辦啦,我女友是言出必行的人,我完了,那是氣話而已啊
我只會一道,就是完事後躺下睡,怎麼是好啊,大哭
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