[大哭] 超糗的親身經歷
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話說在某個換了手機號碼的夜晚,我打給一個女生...
我:喂?
她:喂?你是誰~
這時我忽然想起這個女生都稱呼我為「小鼎哥」,但我從來沒有對別人說過我是小鼎哥,
於是帶著一點羞澀的說...
我:我...是小鼎哥...
這時她停頓了幾秒,接著就以一種莫名慌張的語氣對我說:
她:啊...那...那我先掛電話了喔!(啪!)
留下電話這旁錯愕的我...但我越想越奇怪,最好是才一說我是誰馬上掛電話!於是我火大
的又撥過去打算大罵一通!
我:槓~~最好是一聽到我是誰馬上掛電話喔!
女:啊!你是小鼎哥喔!!我剛剛聽成肖滴哥...還想說怎麼會有人自稱是肖滴哥...
之後我們靜默了幾秒...然後狂笑
我怒:槓~阿不就小鼎哥、肖滴哥,很像一樣!
之後我把這件事跟我同事說,想不到這個死三八竟然開始叫我小鼎哥,而且每每都露出相
當欠扁的表情的叫!最可恨竟然到處給我宣傳,見人就說:欸!你知道小鼎哥的由來嗎?
搞到最後竟然一堆人都這樣叫我(包括主管)...
囧~~~我不是肖滴哥啊!!
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