[無言] 師父,你是認真的嗎
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PTT首po!
嗨大家好~~~
今天原po要來賣朋友啦 ( ̄∀ ̄)
↓↓↓↓↓↓以下稱朋友強者↓↓↓↓↓↓
強者是一個外表十分柔弱(?)的男子
但是據強者說他家是一個充滿強烈能力磁場的地方(簡稱有鬧鬼)
三不五時就被騷擾的強者感到十分困擾
有一陣子更是變本加厲到強者每天都在跟我哭訴他睡不好
終於有一天強者跟我說他受不了了要去找師父
(該師父貌似跟強者家人認識滿久的,而且也一直想將強者收入門下,直說強者實在是一
個非常有慧根佛緣的少年啊!)
因為我那天有事也就沒太注意他到底去的怎樣,就是直接放生他了
直到晚上他FB敲我
說他去找了師父,師父說要幫他畫個驅邪符還啥的,就在他背上肆意揮毫,看不到自己背
的強者只能看到周圍旁人的表情大概都是這樣→ (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ
然後浩大的工程結束了,強者內心的不安依舊,於是請了強者媽對著他的美背拍了張照
(內有些許髒話)
http://imgur.com/YptuAwt
看了之後整個噴笑
師父也太有才了吧XDDDDDDDD
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2/17 01:12補
沒想到這篇文章會受到大家如此喜愛
實在是太受寵若驚啦ヽ(;▽;)ノ
關於疑問我在這裡一併回答(其實是因為我不會回貼文╮(╯▽╰)╭)
師父跟強者家是本來就有認識的啦,所以應該沒有斂財這方面的問題
只是存心想玩弄強者而已吧(?)
最後再次感謝推文的各位
毛毛蟲在天之靈應該也是非常欣慰的吧
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