[無言] 男人的廚房不需要抽油煙機

看板StupidClown作者 (聽說我是烏龜小玨)時間9年前 (2015/02/13 23:16), 編輯推噓84(85推 1噓 23→)
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原po這次要來出賣原po的弟弟wwwww 昨天有兩個餓死鬼(大弟和小弟)跑到廚房想找吃的 原po媽：冰箱有剩飯，你們己拿出來炒 說完原po媽就放生兩個餓死鬼了 過了不久........ 小弟；姊！姊！姊！樓上全部都是煙啦！ 原po；什麼？你哥不是在炒飯嗎？ 接著原po隨著小弟到二樓的廚房，果真煙霧瀰漫， 然後印入眼簾的是一個正在開窗想讓煙散掉的白癡弟弟 原po：你們到底怎麼炒的啊？ 小弟哭喪著臉說；都是哥哥啦！說什麼男人的廚房不需要抽油煙機，堅持不開才會這樣！ 原po：........... 會搞到這麼多煙，那碗飯的味道究竟如何？ 恩.........我想，短時間內我大概不會想讓我弟接近廚房。 -- 淒淒復淒淒，嫁娶不需啼。 願得一心人，白頭不相離。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 111.242.127.6 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1423840597.A.519.html
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02/13 23:38, , 1F
五樓最愛吸那些煙了～可以請教他
02/13 23:38, 1F
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02/13 23:39, , 2F
蓋大樓
02/13 23:39, 2F
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02/13 23:57, , 3F
蓋
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蓋
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蓋
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好險好險
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02/14 00:09, , 7F
QAQ 沒那麼準吧
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02/14 00:09, , 8F
蓋
02/14 00:09, 8F
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02/14 00:10, , 9F
五樓味道如何
02/14 00:10, 9F
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02/14 00:14, , 10F
蓋
02/14 00:14, 10F
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02/14 00:22, , 11F
是要蓋去哪呢
02/14 00:22, 11F
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02/14 00:24, , 12F
五樓快說說看wwwwwwwww
02/14 00:24, 12F
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02/14 00:25, , 13F
蓋
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02/14 00:35, , 14F
蓋
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02/14 00:36, , 15F
蓋!!
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02/14 00:38, , 16F
不要再蓋LARRRRRRRRRRR
02/14 00:38, 16F
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02/14 00:40, , 17F
怎麼那麼多違建
02/14 00:40, 17F
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02/14 00:42, , 18F
路過幫蓋
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02/14 00:43, , 19F
哈哈 大弟這個叫法超奇怪
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02/14 00:44, , 20F
好欣賞哥哥的這句話
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02/14 00:44, , 21F
不好 要斷了 繼續 蓋
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02/14 00:45, , 22F
蓋 樓下繼續接力
02/14 00:45, 22F
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02/14 00:47, , 23F
蓋
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02/14 00:48, , 24F
你說接就接？我說不許接。
02/14 00:48, 24F
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02/14 00:48, , 25F
因為平常都是叫大豬小豬 所以直接用弟替代豬((欸?
02/14 00:48, 25F
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02/14 00:50, , 26F
蓋
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02/14 00:53, , 27F
蓋
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02/14 00:58, , 28F
原來是煙阿，我以為是霸氣呢 蓋
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02/14 00:59, , 29F
蓋飯
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02/14 01:02, , 30F
豬排蓋飯
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02/14 01:05, , 31F
大豬小豬落玉盤！原來是豬排蓋飯！
02/14 01:05, 31F
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02/14 01:08, , 32F
火鍋蓋
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02/14 01:17, , 33F
馬桶蓋
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蓋
02/14 01:29, 34F
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02/14 01:56, , 35F
蓋
02/14 01:56, 35F
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02/14 02:00, , 36F
地方的廚房需要抽油煙機 再蓋
02/14 02:00, 36F
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02/14 02:01, , 37F
蓋
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02/14 02:02, , 38F
鈣
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鈣
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還有 30 則推文
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02/14 16:02, , 70F
蓋
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蓋
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02/14 17:25, , 72F
蓋
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02/14 18:01, , 73F
垮了啦一直蓋
02/14 18:01, 73F
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02/14 18:04, , 74F
拆違建啦
02/14 18:04, 74F
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02/14 18:12, , 75F
蓋
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02/14 18:30, , 76F
是開二檔吧
02/14 18:30, 76F
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02/14 19:28, , 77F
蓋
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02/14 19:39, , 78F
蓋~
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02/14 21:15, , 79F
蓋
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02/14 21:32, , 80F
看來原po不想阻止了xdd
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02/14 21:45, , 81F
真男人 我欣賞
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02/14 22:42, , 82F
let it go~let it go~
02/14 22:42, 82F
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02/14 22:58, , 83F
推簽名檔QAQ
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02/14 23:00, , 84F
繼續蓋
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02/14 23:05, , 85F
蓋
02/14 23:05, 85F
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02/14 23:27, , 86F
蓋～
02/14 23:27, 86F
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蓋
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蓋
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蓋
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calcium
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蓋違建囉～
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噓
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噓詐騙
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補蓋
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路過又蓋
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蓋
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蓋
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02/15 08:33, , 97F
路過 蓋
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02/15 09:10, , 98F
是要蓋去哪 蓋
02/15 09:10, 98F
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02/15 11:55, , 99F
男人的廚房不需要抽油煙機+1 蓋
02/15 11:55, 99F
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02/15 14:30, , 100F
蓋 都來蓋
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蓋
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蓋
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02/15 16:30, , 103F
蓋
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02/15 16:40, , 104F
男人的抽油煙機就是肺啊你怎麼現在才知道
02/15 16:40, 104F
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02/16 01:42, , 105F
鑉
02/16 01:42, 105F
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02/16 05:28, , 106F
蓋~好奇弟弟炒飯好吃嗎
02/16 05:28, 106F
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02/17 23:46, , 107F
qaz可以做簽名檔了XDD
02/17 23:46, 107F
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02/20 08:03, , 108F
好中二
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02/25 12:32, , 109F
繼續蓋
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