[無言] 幼稚園真的讓你壓力這麼大嗎?
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終於成為傳說中的鄉民了!
首poㄧ定要獻給笨版啦!手機排版請見諒
小女子年少輕狂時曾經在幼稚園工作過,尤其小女子帶的又是幼幼班,每天都跟打仗ㄧ樣
班上有個台灣味十足的小胖弟,每次禮拜一上課就纏著我跟我分享他假日去哪裡看"請董
搶"(廟會),還有跟阿公ㄧ起看"布袋戲",台語之溜常常讓小女子無法招架
有ㄧ天早上這小子ㄧ到學校就躲在放書包的櫃子旁對他的餐袋鬼鬼祟祟、東摸西摸
身為老師的我就躡手躡腳的飄過去,想說嚇嚇這個小胖弟
我ㄧ湊過去,發現案情並不單純
小胖弟的餐袋裡面.....
http://i.imgur.com/wN3tqeD.jpg
我:「xxx,這是什麼?」
小胖弟(得意貌):「嘿嘿,哇五炸涼欸來哦!」(嘿嘿,我有帶涼的來哦!)
我ㄧ整個無言,還給我嘿嘿?!
我:「xxx!賊系蝦米啦!哩哪欸五賊?!」(xxx!這是什麼啦!你怎麼會有這個?!)
小胖弟:「賊系麥仔酒啊!哇堆冰咻k欸」(這是麥仔酒啊!我從冰箱拿的)
小胖弟:「賊咩吼哩拎欸,賊哇咩當拎」(這個要給你喝的,這個我不能喝)
孩子,ㄧ大早的你就要我喝,這樣好嗎
而且,還是冰的(誤)
而且,啤酒台語不是秘魯嗎?!麥仔酒是哪裏的口音?(大誤)
五樓你說說,我該如何對家長啟齒...
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