[大哭+集氣] 媽妳真的是太有梗了啦QAQ
說真的,我爸媽的嘴巴其實都滿壞的
但是每次都壞的讓我笑到想哭QAQ
超有梗的!!!!
先說幾個例子好了
[例一]
某天原po站在鏡子前面東照照西照照
突然說了:原來我也是有腰身的!
媽媽立刻接了
應該是屁股太大了吧?
像這樣
http://miupix.cc/pm-A878T8
嗯.................QAQ
[例二]
大二的時候
有一堂人文精神的課必修
這堂課只要到某某公園掃地什麼的就可以加分
某天我跟組員決定了要去公園掃地
就在我要出門的時候我媽看到我就問:
妳今天要幹嘛?
原po:要去掃公園阿!
媽:什麼?要去掃公園妳還不如來幫我做家事!!!
原po:可是這個去了可以加分欸
媽:妳幫我做家事也可以在我的心裡加分呀!
..........天阿
我竟然想不出任何話回我媽!!!!
樓下說說看,
你想在媽媽的心中加分嗎?
-------以下集氣---------------
拜託大家可否幫忙留意一下,
這隻狗陪伴我朋友十五年了卻不見了!!
以前有出走但有回來的經驗,
但是這次已經六天都沒回家了!!
希望大家可以幫忙注意一下謝謝!!!
http://miupix.cc/pm-25MC71
http://miupix.cc/pm-RIQ89N
http://miupix.cc/pm-981OL2
狗狗姓名:圓圓(公)
年紀:15歲
遺失時間:12/15 約晚上19:00
遺失地點:大約彰師大附近
從自家門外(自由街/中山路三段路口,
走出後就沒回來了)
特徵:
約28-30公斤 ,無晶片,無結紮,
眼睛稍有白內障,
因狗狗老化走起路看起來會重心不穩
聯絡人:
劉先生 0988-272513 (24H皆通)
尋獲者另有賞金兩萬!!!
希望大家可以幫忙集氣!!!!
圓圓快回家吧!!!!!
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