來賓,零號。
(手機排版,請見諒。)
話說前天跟兩個朋友到公館逛街吃晚餐,然後心血來潮突然想喝英國藍,就立馬衝去點了
飲料來喝,
店員:先生您的號碼,旁邊稍等一下喔會叫號碼領餐。
我:好的
瞄了一下號碼,恩00,因為當時人數有點多,就想說要換到零號應該要一段時間,我就無
聊開始滑一下神魔,殊不知一滑整個太專注忘記自己的號碼已經被叫了三次我才反應過來
。
店員:來賓,零號,您的飲料好囉,來賓零號,來賓零號!!!
我兩個朋友很用力的推了我一下然後大笑,然後我才突然清醒原來到我了!我就尷尬的上
前領飲料,然後店員也默默的微笑,離開後我朋友還是笑不停,起初我不太懂有啥好笑的
不就神經大條,反應遲鈍而已嗎,後來他們才深深的跟我重複一次店員的話我才明白:來
賓,「零號」,您的飲料好囉。
恩......,身為同志的我還真不敏感呢 :(
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