[無言] 老爸,你一次多久?
笨版首PO,出賣老爸先…
今早,阿基濕的新聞一直佔了新聞版面,看到下午阿基濕的記者會表示:39分鐘,30分鐘
能做什麼事?
我:老爸,你一次多久?
爹:年輕時兩分鐘,現在老了兩小時以上!
我:等等!怎麼跟常理違背了?!
爹:年輕時早洩,老了不舉。
(※後來我問了他是為了梗開玩笑,還是是事實,他說:事實…)
喵的,老爸,你還能弄出兩個女兒也真不簡單啊…
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