[眼殘] 我與送貨員的邂逅
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大家都知道
女孩子嘛,總是會買些有的沒的
因為我家裡白天無人接收貨物
所以通常買東西就是寄到公司
在某個艷陽天的下午
我人在外面跑業務
累個半死回到公司
看到同事A對著我一直散發詭異的笑容
然後不時在偷笑
看得我心裡發涼想揍人
我:你到底在笑個屁!!
同事A:桌上有你的包裹
我:看到了阿,怎樣?
同事A:今天那個送貨員,一來就在門口很大聲的說
『 X X 菇 小姐 ,您的包裹喔! 』
我:............................
同事A:我快笑死了!我看到同事B都在低頭偷笑!!
同事A:我以後都要叫你 X X 菇!!
我:幹!!
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這已經是半年前的事了,但是最近不知道為什麼又被拿出來笑
名字一被叫錯整個亙古流傳啊!
只能再說一次 『幹!』
我名字是茹阿....................送貨員先生
茹
茹
茹
很重要所以要說三次
再補一個『幹』
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如果還有機會能遇到這位送貨員先生
我相信你當時一定是累了
所以眼花了
但
能夠遇見你的話
我想對你說
『 菇你老濕 <3 』
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我的收件人其實是寫對的XDDD 但應該是字太潦草了>"<
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菇你老濕!
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QAQ
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被寫錯就算了...被大聲唸出來實在是....(掩面)
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絕對不是我!!!
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你主管好可憐,最近很多改回名字的方法,快學下來去拍馬屁
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拍拍,我懂你
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※ 編輯: mayamiaoli (118.169.187.236), 12/12/2014 12:10:36
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