[無言] 女友的裙子
事情是這樣的 女友是在百貨專櫃上班
有天睡太晚快遲到 便匆匆忙忙的飛奔出門
一如往常的開早會 開店 迎賓
同事來了問她 你今天穿褲子上班呀？
女友不以為意的回 沒有啊?!
下意識了摸一摸自己的屁股 臉漲紅 馬上蹲下
崩潰的說 幹 我沒穿裙子!!!!!
（她制服是黑襯衫+窄裙黑褲襪+半身吊帶圍裙）
可想而知 她只穿褲襪圍著圍裙就上班去拉～
同事聽到差點沒笑倒在地上
等她冷靜後 慶幸的跟同事說 幸好剛開早會我站最後一排 應該沒人發現
同事二度笑到並鬼的說 可是散會後，你是走第一個啊…
女友再度崩潰.......
後來女友一早打給我：欸 幫我送裙子來
正在睡夢中的我只回句：蛤？
她詳細說完後 不誇張 我笑了三分鐘沒停過
她氣的掛我電話
最後跟同事借了圍裙圍住自己的屁股
回到家 她氣了三天不跟我說話....
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