[聽錯] 老婆與兒子的對話(微西斯)
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某天在用電腦,他們母子兩人在聊天,突然聽到老婆說...你爸爸的都嘛很硬...(突然很
專心的聽)
子:媽媽妳怎麼會知道?
母:因為我有摸過阿...==那像你的軟趴趴的!!!!
子:我不信...我也要摸摸看!
然後兒子就晃過來,說我也要摸看看,然後我就說你是要摸哪裡啦?
那個地方小孩子不可以摸啦(羞)...
子:不管啦...我要摸啦....滾來滾去!!
我只好勉為其難的說,只能摸一下喔,不可以太大力喔!!
然後兒子就把手放在我微壯的手臂肌肉上?
然後點點頭果然很硬呢...我長大也要這樣子....
我想我該去面壁了=..=
晚上順便給我老婆知道我其他地方也是很硬的喔(驕傲樣)
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