[無言] 都市叢林
晚上跟妹妹正要煮飯備料
今天負責洗菜的是妹妹,
我們一如往常聊起天來,
Tempo正好,但突然間,
她用一種超誇張的海豚音尖叫法,
然後整個人瞬間彈跳出去,
臉色慘白....
我走近內盆洗了一半的菜,
靠!一隻如食指粗的毛毛蟲正在溺水ing!!!
啊阿阿阿阿~~
啊阿阿阿阿~~
啊阿阿阿阿阿~~
(海豚音尖叫2重奏)
而其實彈跳前我們正在聊的內容...
妹:這個青江菜也太胎歌了八,
一顆顆這個到底是啥?
媽,我現在明白了.....
是毛毛蟲的賽阿阿阿阿阿阿阿
後記:最後是硬著頭皮,把牠救援到陽台的花盆,希望牠可以改過向善,
不要再出來嚇人了。
後記之二:啊不過牠是怎樣在冰箱度過2天還活跳跳的咧?始終是個謎。
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