[大哭] 爸你騙我!!
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這是剛剛才發生的糗事...
已經搬了的老哥和嫂子剛才回家裡吃晚飯,順便討論一下幾天後婚禮的事宜
聊到時間差不多了,眼看快到客運發車的時間,老哥他們就先告辭了,不過等他們走了大
概五到十分鐘左右,眼尖的我發現老哥忘了拿走他新家的鑰匙
由於錯過了一班車之後要等上很久才有第二班車開出,而我又跟媽忙著收拾碗筷和清潔,
事急之下只好找無所事事的老爸去跑腿了
我:哥忘了拿鑰匙耶,快要發車了爸你趕快拿去給他
爸(看電視中):我很忙耶,妳拿去不就好了
我:可是我沒戴罩啊,也沒時間戴了,會激突的啦,你想你女兒被看光嗎?
爸(眼睛繼續看著電視):沒關係啦,
因為妳大才會激突啊!
因為妳大才會激突啊!
因為妳大才會激突啊!
我心想,喔喔也有道理耶
就這樣被老爸隨口亂誇被騙出去了耶!!
我竟然穿著居家服,手裡拿著鑰匙就跑出去了啊!雖然公寓跟車站其實也沒有多遠,可是
人很多啊!很多啊!真的很多啊!(哭腔)
而且我在路上竟然還因為老爸的說話而沾沾自喜地偷笑耶...
偷笑耶...
笑耶...
耶...
如果我真的有那麼大也就算了,重點是等回程的時候我才想起來--
最好我那被一手掌握也嫌手掌大了點的胸部算大啦!
最好我那被一手掌握也嫌手掌大了點的胸部算大啦!
最好我那被一手掌握也嫌手掌大了點的胸部算大啦!
回家之後跟老爸講,老爸還很機車的說:
阿我就隨口亂講的沒想到妳真的信耶,哈哈哈哈哈哈!
然後...然後...
就沒有然後了。
對老爸我還有什麼能講的呢?
爸你騙我!!
ps.大家別再提外套了啦!原po我就是忘了外套的存在嘛!如果推文沒提到的話我根本就
忘了還有這個方法...
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哼哼,同樣的錯我才不會犯第二次呢!
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!!一言驚醒夢中人!!
怎麼我會想不到...為什麼我想不到到啊!!
你為什麼現在要告訴我啊,那我之前不就跟笨蛋一樣了嘛!
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竟然!!
我的是健康御守呢,你的是?
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