[恍神] 警察叔叔我真的不是...
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這個文是代發的......至於誰是事主......對不起,請恕我保密
我直接貼他給的文,是第一人稱......時間他沒告訴我,只說是3年內......
廢話完了,開始說故事唄......喔,下面一些保密項目是他自己標示的,不是我遮蓋的
那天剛學會開車,決定去[地名保密]兜兜風,於是開著車跑出去
那天朋友坐在後座,副駕駛座是空的,所以理所當然的,皮夾什麼的都丟副駕了...
結果那天晚上回家時大概已經11點過了,在[路名保密]碰到臨檢
第一次開車,碰到臨檢的經驗真的很恐怖...因為不知道會發生什麼事情
警察要我出示行照駕照,那時候已經整個都警張到發抖
警察叔叔人很好的,安撫叫我不要緊張,但...說真的最好是不會緊張啦
於是悲劇就這樣發生了...
駕照掉到了手煞車和副駕駛座椅子中間的縫隙,我只能把身體探過去在黑暗中摸索那一張紙卡
經歷千辛萬苦,終於把駕照撈出來,急忙轉身要遞給警察...
也不知道警察是要聞酒味還是要看發生什麼事情,他把身體探進窗戶
這一切不打緊,偏偏就是那個陰錯陽差,嘴直接對上了...
接著我和警察臉整個像是鬆開彈簧的玩具一樣往後彈,加上後做朋友整個傻掉的表情...
接著是令人窒息的沉默...很安靜,安靜到好像連心跳都可以被清晰聽到
然後...警察突然就招手叫另外一個警察過來,跟他耳語幾句...
接著後來過來的警察就叫我們趕快回家了...駕照行照也沒看...
但是,警察叔叔,我有女朋友的...我真的不是GAY阿...
好了.......說完了......我在強調一次,這真的不是我的事情......
我記得我回他說 "新技能 Get" 然後......然後就被他罵了
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