[問卷] 有趣的姑姑(100p)
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遵命!
我有一位非常煞氣的姑姑
說話反應快 很會做生意 而且重點是很漂亮>///<
(以上騙P幣)
由於她以前在市場幫阿嬤賣菜 雖然在市場裡生意很不錯
不過還是會遇到幾個"澳洲來的客人"
反應快又煞氣的姑姑總是不留情面 因此發生過不少有(煞)趣(氣)的對話
1.昨天的菜?
有些客人對菜的品質很執(機)著(車) 幾乎是雞蛋裡挑骨頭的程度
就算姑姑每天都強調這是今天現摘的菜(我們家有菜園)
還是會被質疑常常遇到奧客挑剔
終於有一天我姑姑被挑剔到煩了
客人:這是昨天沒賣完的菜吧?
姑姑:這真的是我們現採的啦 我們不會賣不新鮮的
客人:我不信 這其實是昨天的吧?
姑姑:(被挑煩了)錯 這其實是前天的
姑姑你有必要這樣嚇客人嗎XD
2.賣我便宜點
賣菜除了遇到挑三揀四的客人之外
還會遇到殺價的客人
客人:這一斤賣30會不會太貴啊?算我20就好
姑姑:(陪笑)這可能沒辦法耶 畢竟已經是訂好的價錢
客人:你怎麼這麼小氣 別家都賣很便宜耶
(盧了許久後)
姑姑:好啊你要殺 算你一斤40
客人:...(還在盧)
姑姑:50
客人:...(放棄走人)
姑姑真的超煞氣...(⊙o⊙)
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