[無言] 你沒有吃過奇異果嗎?
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今天要出賣一下同學(以下簡稱甲)他是個單純到難以想像的人
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最近因為班上感冒人數激增,導師特地買了一箱奇異果讓我們補充維他命。雖然很想吃但沒有刀子我還是決定帶回家,但有些同學忍不住了,就開始剝皮吃,而甲也經不起誘惑開始剝,但不太順利,就在這時一位別班的同學路過說了一句:我爸都連皮吃欸!甲竟然就跑去將奇異果洗乾淨,連皮跟毛一起吃掉!我們在他吃完回到位子上時,跟他說皮不能吃,他還不相信。 剛好下堂課是導師的課,老師一走進來,他直接舉手問老師皮能不能吃,老師一臉驚恐說:你沒吃過奇異果嗎?
你沒吃過奇異果嗎?
你沒吃過奇異果嗎?
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