[無言] 你搭過捷運嗎
笨版首po來賣一下表哥跟同學XDDD
不好笑請鞭小力>_<
手機排版請見諒*
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原po是臺北人
童年在捷運的陪伴下渡過
事情發生在我要升國中的那年xD
年紀跟我差不多的表哥來臺北玩
而身為在地人當然要盡地主之宜(?)
就帶著表哥搭捷運
因為是尖峰時間所以人蠻多的
但蠻幸運第一班捷運我們有順利的擠進去
而我們進去的時候突然
逼逼逼逼逼 逼逼逼逼逼
就在這時!!
表哥超緊張的帶著我往外衝!!
出了車廂之後很快門就關起來了
然後我看著神情緊張的表哥
急忙問他怎麼了
是不是有東西沒拿
沒想到 表哥一臉正經的看著我說
ﴠ妳知道剛剛超重了嗎? ﴊﴠ妳知道剛剛超重了嗎? ﴊﴠ妳知道剛剛超重了嗎? ﴊ
因為很傻眼所以說三遍xD
聽到之後先傻了三秒才反應過來
表哥你也太可愛了吧XD
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而下面又是另一個故事了
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不久後的某天
跟同學一起搭捷運
當然沒發生超重跳下車的事情
因為離目的地只有一站
所以我跟同學靠著邊邊的門聊天
聊著聊著
很快就響起了那令人熟悉的女聲
蹵型F府 起定戶 絲ㄗㄣ付
Taipei City Hall Station…………ﴊ
這時!!
同學一個箭步的移動到門的另一邊!!!
接著
他按下了緊急聯絡鈴!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
當場所有人包括我都張大眼睛盯著他看
還沒反應過來馬上就傳來聲音了
車長:請問有什麼狀況嗎?
而同學馬上就接話了.....
司機,我要下車
司機,我要下車
司機,我要下車.............
天啊這不是公車啊!!!!!!!
我當場愣在一邊
司機笑笑的回說
等下門會開你直接走下去就可以了哦
我同學也笑笑的說了聲謝謝
然後一抬頭
發現整車廂的目光都在他身上
還帶著一股莫名的微笑
他還一臉疑惑的問我怎麼了
門一開就立刻帶他衝下車了XD
而心裡的聲音默默的響起..
原來
不是所有的臺北人都搭過捷運啊.......
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這兩件事告訴我
以後上車前
要先確定你的同伴會不會搭捷運.......
五樓你超괊
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