[無言] 吃個飯差點連命都沒了
看板StupidClown作者asdfghjkl220 (可愛小瑪丹 >///<)時間9年前 (2014/10/08 23:56)推噓103(103推 0噓 10→)留言113則, 113人參與討論串1/1
前幾天晚上興致勃勃跑去某夜市吃飯,
隔壁桌坐了個刺龍刺鳳的老爸,帶著一個應該還沒幾歲的超可愛小蘿莉。
小蘿莉超青春有活力、又很調皮,吃個飯脫鞋子脫襪子,書包安全帽亂亂丟,
還一直對著我作鬼臉。不過她老爸脾氣倒是挺好的~
他們吃完的時候,老爸把小蘿莉亂丟的東西撿回來,
然後叫她自己把服裝儀容整理一下,東西收拾好,就先去結帳了。
小蘿莉超有效率穿上襪子、鞋子,自己綁鞋帶、揹書包、戴上安全帽,
看後看著我,給了我一個天真無邪的微笑,然後跟我說掰掰。
我跟她說"妳很棒哦,會自己綁鞋帶!掰掰~"
然後她害羞的說"不會啦~~"然後快步跑向櫃檯那邊找老爸,
然後指著我超大聲的說:
把鼻我要嫁給他!!!!
把鼻我要嫁給他!!!!
把鼻我要嫁給他!!!!
我:(大驚!)。。。( ̄□ ̄|||)a
然後全場的客人都看著我,當然也包括她老爸。
我只好裝作沒聽到低頭猛扒飯ˋ(O_O)ˋ
餘光中瞄到那刺龍刺鳳帶著殺氣的眼神,現在想起還是不寒而慄。。。
最後想跟那小蘿莉說,這種事情放在心裡就好啦 >///<
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