[眼殘] 阿嬤的榴槤
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話說我外婆是一名天真樂觀的銀髮族 平時生活的娛樂就是養養雞 種種菜
因為外公去世後他與第二春同住一屋簷下 以下簡稱第二春為 阿順
某天外婆外出找婆婆媽媽們聊天 回到家之後 打開冰箱發現有好幾包榴槤
外婆心裡甜滋滋的感到阿順對他的愛(?
於是拿起一包最大包的榴槤 坐在沙發上看著他最愛邊看邊罵的是姦情(?
張大嘴咬了那鮮美的榴槤一大口 此時外婆眉頭一皺 便扯開她宏亮的嗓門
往樓上破口大罵:阿順啊~~~!!!!!哩買嘎黑蝦密榴槤!!!沒甜又沒榴槤味!!
樓上沒什麼反應想必是阿順睡著了...
外婆只好認份的把那吃起來怪怪的榴槤給吃完...
吃完後外婆又發現案情不單純 因為這榴槤沒有籽籽啊!!??(哪國的榴槤沒有籽呢?
於是外婆抱著柯南的心態回到事故現場(誤?
打開冰箱依舊看到一堆榴槤 每一包摸起來有都有籽 也滿冰箱的榴槤味
於是外婆就當做自己比較衰 去吃到一包未成年的榴槤(?
後來到了準備晚餐的時間...外婆開始到廚房忙東忙西
打開冰箱找尋著要使用的食材 此時她突然變成華生突破了今天的盲腸
他的那包雞油不見了....
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