[無言] 銀行講話請小聲

看板StupidClown作者 (番茄)時間9年前 (2014/09/16 00:10), 9年前編輯推噓76(76推 0噓 23→)
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今天中午去銀行辦事，抽了號碼牌就坐在椅子上發呆 因為該死的忘記帶充電線所以就沒得滑手機... 發呆久了開始觀察銀行人生百態（疑 過了不久之後有個老翁到我位置前面的櫃檯 行員：請問您需要什麼服務呢？ 老翁的聲量請自行拉大▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 老翁：我要領十萬！ 我：O_o.. 行員：好的～請問證件跟存折@**$@#@ 老翁：裡面有一百萬！ 我：O..o!! 行員：那您只要領十萬是嗎？ 老翁：我要領十萬！定存八十萬！ 我OS：....你一定要讓坐在這裡的人都聽到你現在身上有十萬存折裡有一百萬嗎.... 之後老翁就跟他的太太走了，結果來了一位年輕的小姐 小姐：我這個密碼都不對 行員：請問您有輸入錯誤嗎？ 小姐：沒有 我的密碼是123456 行員：...... 我：..... 然後幾經一番糾纏...終於到我去別的櫃檯了 這時原本那個行員就走到銀行比較裡面的地方 然後對著小姐大喊 行員（超級無敵大聲）：你說你的密碼是123456嗎？ 小姐（一樣大聲回）：對！123456 我：.............. 如果有人的存款是一百萬而且密碼是123456多好啊（欸 另外還有前幾天發生的笨事 我：好多卡密碼都要不一樣好麻煩喔 師傅：你太笨了！我從以前到現在所有的密碼都一樣噢！ 我：這樣才危險吧 師傅：太多密碼太難記啦～～而且別人絕對猜不到！！ 我：你生日？ 師傅：當然不是 我：老婆生日？ 師傅：怎麼可能 我：女兒生日？ 師傅：幹 他都還沒出生誒 我：預產期啊 師傅：絕對不是 我：.......該不會是你手機號碼吧 師傅：........................ 樓下你會把密碼設成123456或是你千年的手機號碼嗎... -- ▂◣▂︻▂ ▂▃▄▄▃https://twitter.com/yujieowo▃▄▄▃▂ h ▂▅▆▅▆▇▄ ╔═ 【▂▄◥ ▅▄▁ ◢ ▃▂▆▂▲ 【▂▄◥ ▅▄▁ t▊ υ ▍﹎║﹎ ◥ ▋▋ ▃▄▂ ▍▎ ▋▌ ▋▌▂▃▂◥ ▋▋ ▃▄▂ x▋ ★▁ ★▁ ▋█▊ ▋‧‧ ) ▍ ▌▍ ▊▋▃▂▋ ▋–– ) 9 ▼ ""︵︵""▼▊█▋ ▍▍▆▅▆ ▋▌ ▋▌ ▉▲◥▋▅▏ ▍▍▆▅▆ ▅▃ ▃▅ █▌ http://instagram.com/yujieowo ▂▅▄▆￣ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 27.105.104.139 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1410797428.A.B36.html ※ 編輯: tomato8534 (27.105.104.139), 09/16/2014 00:11:25
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生日無誤 但是不只6碼哈哈
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