[大哭] 人生20年的疑惑終於有了解答
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首次發文,不笨請原諒
原po男生 眼睛號稱內雙,其實就是單眼皮.
但說也奇怪, 整個家族
從我爺爺奶奶到其兒子女兒及其配偶
然後接下來的所有孫子輩共約30人
全部都雙眼皮,就我一個單眼皮
從小就懷疑自己是垃圾桶撿回來的這句話是真的
我爸常說等你老一點了眼皮皺下來就會變雙眼皮了
一講就是20年過去.....
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昨天家庭聚餐,我們吃著石頭燒烤火鍋雙吃
我正夾著油膩膩的牛肉跟牛肚下嚥,
姐姐跟媽媽正在聊著女人的事,
突然間聊到我姊的雙眼皮, 還有我媽的單眼皮
等等,媽妳不是雙眼皮嗎?
媽:哎呀那是割的啦, 你看割得不錯吧
那是割的啦
那是割的啦
那是割的啦
那是割的啦
那是割的啦
那是割的啦
我幹他媽的 原來我就是新聞 太太整型整太多
兒子生出來不像的男豬腳
頓時嘴巴張大, 肉也掉了, 真相大白, 幸好 我不是垃圾桶撿來的
我媽繼續旁邊說, 唉呦單眼皮也不錯啊 比較不會進沙,
我姊幸災樂禍:還好我整個臉就眼睛不像媽媽.....
.....再給我講啊!! Orz
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Dear Dad,
很想你, 昨日你的百日,
我們聚餐了,少了一點,你帶著魚尾紋的笑容及笑聲,
少了一點你教訓人的聲音,
也許就像我平常每次被你罵幼稚我都會講的,
幼稚的人才活得久, 你留給我的,好像就是太多的幼稚了
很想再聽你講一次 老了 眼睛就會變雙眼皮了
也許你有講, 只是我顧著吃肉沒聽到了.
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