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大家好,這是原po笨板首發,還不太會排版
造成傷眼請多見諒QAQ
原po現在大四首次抽不到學校宿舍
於是跟班上兩位正妹(不是左右手)合租一層公寓
今天早10要出門上課的時候聽到其中一位妹子叫我
開門發現她把自己鎖在門外,一臉悲情但我卻努力憋笑
讓我想起我大一的時候,我有三個U型鎖
我把每個鎖附加的三把鑰匙分別放在衣櫃的上層,床上,身上各一串
某次放假回台北學校我為了方便直接抓床上的那串開衣櫃
開完後隨手放在衣櫃上層,然後看了看想說三把都拿出來放一起好了(自以為整齊壯觀
然後聽到鐘聲順手鎖上衣櫃就要上課去了~
這時才發現自己還光著上身,但卻好像明白了什麼......
我的鑰匙......
由於寢室只剩另一個怪人室友
無奈之下只好請他看看有沒有鐵槌決定破櫃
只見他拿一根針督進鑰匙孔晃啊晃就解開了!
看到我下巴快掉下來的樣子他緩緩地說:我小時候都把自己鎖在各種地方然後想辦法脫逃.
.....
(窩曹你真是奇葩啊!
原po很笨,不知道有沒有違反規矩,還請各位前輩鞭小力一點><
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