[大哭] 為什麼我也遇到小強了!!!!
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關於小強的笨事板上很多了,沒想到也讓我遇到了啊!!!!!
請聽我娓娓道來
日前帶著小孩回娘家渡假,房間是單人床,
小孩一歲半還在喝母奶。
所以半夜要喝奶的話,
雙人床的方式是我移動到小孩的左邊或右邊躺餵;
單人床的話就我和小孩一起轉床頭或床尾,床靠牆,小孩保持在內側,所以~
昨晚睡前我很確定床上很乾淨,只有我和小孩的棉被跟枕頭
為什麼一覺醒來,我們母子倆的中間多了小強的乾屍啊!!!!
崩潰!Q_Q
趕緊拿衛生紙捏起來,隨意的丟在房間的桌上
要是這樣就結束怎麼夠笨呢!
小孩睡了,自然是阿母的時間,把握時間坐在書桌前划手機
突然過敏發作鼻水直流,直接拿起桌上的衛生紙擤鼻水
怎麼臭臭的?
打開一看,看~~~~是早上包小強的衛生紙啊!!!!!
看看看看看看!!!!
早知道早上就要直接丟垃圾桶,幹嘛放桌上啦>“<
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