[恍神] 所以妳可以看到後面嗎?
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禮拜四是量身高體重的日子,當然會順便隱藏要量視力這件事情...
我照慣例從班長手中拿到男生的綠單,順邊偷瞄旁邊的女(小)同(隻)學(馬)的身高
原本是想用:欸 妳怎麼還沒160阿? 顆顆
來幫今天第一次被打槍拉開序幕
沒想到! 我居然看到她的視力是-0.1 !?
本人出生到現在還沒看過負的視力
於是,我問 : 欸欸 OOO 妳的視力是負的,所以妳可以看到後面囉?
OOO 用一副考古學家看尼安德塔人的眼神"仰望"我,然後搖搖頭嘆口氣。
說那時遲這時快 只見 OOO 一個人畜無害的轉身
OOO(大聲):欸 wuyiulin 說我可以看到後面欸 (崩壞笑)
女同學眾:wuyiulin你是白癡嗎 ? *n
本日搭訕(X)
本日打槍(O)
好吧,我還是努力地達成1/2的目標了......
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