[恍神] 感性小劇場
今天是本魯延畢+暑修,終於在新學期開始前搞定所有學分,我可以畢業啦!!!!!!
今天是學校的大一新生各種活動
學校各單位也恢復正常上班時間
我興沖沖跑去學校辦理離(ㄉㄚˋ)校(ㄉㄧˋ)手(ㄧㄡˊ)續(ㄒㄧˋ)
跑完單子,拿到價值數十萬的畢業證書,心滿意足的離開學校~
快走出校門口時,心想,在大學魯了好歹五年了,終於可以用校友身分離開學校,要好好
紀念最後的學生身分
因為我們校門口的拱門下是馬路,大家通常都走人行道離開,如圖所示
http://ppt.cc/3BXs
最後一次了!我決定走校門正中間離開學校!!!
我煞氣踏出步伐,珍惜踩在校園的每一步
雖然是條魯蛇,不過我還是畢業了!
兵役還有前途無亮的未來等著我,想到這裡我就淚水盈滿眼眶
一步再一步,不到十步的距離,我就穿越拱門,正式離開校園了!
再五步,突然好捨不得!要不要回頭在學校吃最後一次晚餐!
再四步,噢不,想到畢業要去當兵,幹意不斷滿出來
碰!
發生什麼事了!
我是過了校門,飛過了校門,跌在地上
可是我怎麼飛起來了?而且屁股好痛
回頭一看,看到一台機車,還有男騎士驚恐的表情,還有後座受驚嚇還是挺可愛的女生
靠么,我被機車撞飛過了校門==
旁邊警衛趕緊上來關心,根據他的說法,我走在路中間(當時路上沒車車),而那台機車從
地下停車場出來,男生剛好回頭跟女生聊天沒看到我,就幫我完成離開校園的壯舉==
車速不快,我沒受傷,彼此相互道歉之後也就各自回家
我的感性人生小劇場就這樣被迫中斷==
是說,聽那對男女的對話,他們好像是新生,男生好不容易說服女生上他的車載她去捷運
站,結果被我的屁股壞了好事...
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