[無言] 中文真的很難啊......
以下為朋友發生的真人真事,
因為PO文方便所以改用第一人稱敘述
(手機排版敬請見諒)
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記得那是一個燥熱且多雨的夏天,
每天過著放學去補習班看妹,
或者睡到自然醒再去補習班看妹,
或者沒睡覺直接去補習班看妹的一成不變的準考生生活。
某天午後,
天空滂沱得像是兩萬年沒下雨一樣,那落下的與其說是雨不如說是瀑布,
而昏暗的天色絲毫沒有一些要停歇的跡象。
補習班前的騎樓擠滿了被雨淋溼的高中制服妹們
(靠,這對熱血方剛的高中小魯們來說可謂是燥熱炎夏的大確幸啊)
眼看制服妹們都在騎樓止步沒有上樓,
我只好紳士般的出聲詢問:
「怎麼不上去?在等人?還是在等我?」
聽見我的女孩轉過身,
費了一番力氣把翻到哈爾濱去的白眼翻回來後,
一臉嫌惡的對著小魯我本人說:
「你少在那邊,我們是在看Roy在溜冰。」
蛤?溜冰?我有聽錯嗎?
我定睛望去,
傾瀉而下的雨水從排水口溢進騎樓,
在補習班門前的大理石地板上積了一層,
只見騎樓的另一端,
女孩口中的Roy,
正用幾近慢動作的速度朝補習班慢慢「滑」過來,
靠,哪招!真的在溜冰!
噢忘了說,
女孩口中的Roy是英文老師,
來自英國,
金髮碧眼,大約二十來歲,
一米八又長得帥,
在補習班擁有廣大女性粉絲,
媽der原來ㄈㄈ尺是不分年代的。
就當我murmur完後,
羅伊也剛好溜到門口停了下來。
「欸羅伊你幹嘛在這溜冰啦!」
我忍不住問道。
羅伊注意到我,
用他帶有英國腔的中文回答,
「嘿!霞雨ler,通雪悶要消心der花」
(下雨了,同學們要小心的滑)
「吼,我是問你幹嘛溜冰?」
羅伊指著騎樓另一端,疑惑的說,
「窩也不直刀,那扁優血!」
(我也不知道,那邊有寫)
順著羅伊手指的方向看過去,
呃,
http://miupix.cc/pm-BTC6YV
五樓你說說看這該怎麼念!!!
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