[無言] 鴛鴦
最近因為要辦活動,找了很多益智的題目,
其中一題是:請問下列何種動物是一夫一妻制?
(a)鴛鴦(b)胡狼(c)天鵝(d)獅子
無聊把題目拿去問我媽,他想一想便很直觀的回答鴛鴦,
我就跟他解釋說:「人家不是都會拿鴛鴦形容夫婦,感覺就很深情,
結果我上網查,鴛鴦居然是雜交的動物欸!!!!!!!太讓人驚訝了,這淫亂的小動物!!!」
沒想到我媽歪了歪頭便說
「後~難怪人家都說只羨鴛鴦不羨仙...因為他們都可以亂搞~」
只羨鴛鴦不羨仙
只羨鴛鴦不羨仙
只羨鴛鴦不羨仙
只羨鴛鴦不羨仙
只羨鴛鴦不羨仙
只羨鴛鴦不羨仙
...
..
O_O?!??!?!?
媽這是這樣解釋的嗎?????
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嗨大家,答案其實是(b)胡狼
天鵝的話我上網查,說澳洲研究(可能比英國可靠XD?)指出...
天 鵝 很 愛 偷 情!!!!!!
平均六隻小天鵝裡,就有一隻是偷情後的結晶.................
尼侃侃這些可恨的小雜種....
不過網路上其實資料不多,不過我是信了XD
期待有人能出來指正~~
以下開放報名當可恨的小雜種們
※ 編輯: Hahhh (118.171.76.246), 09/02/2014 09:09:36
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