[無言] 出賣會長
好的……剛剛肥宅我在開會
我就坐在我們神奇的會長旁邊
討論到一半…
會長突然彈起衝到旁邊空曠的地方
我們偉大的會長大聲了一句說
xx你身上有蟑螂啊……
xx你身上有蟑螂啊……
xx你身上有蟑螂啊……
”因為很重要!!所以講三次!!”
然後我鎮定的站起……怒抖了一下
大家全部奪門而出=-=
因為那隻蟑螂會飛……
(用拖鞋秒殺掉)
會長表示:「我超怕蟑螂的啦」
然後到了外面騎樓開會……
才沒幾分鐘會長再次大喊
地上有蟑螂阿!!
地上有蟑螂阿!!
地上有蟑螂阿!!
”因為很重要所以說三次”
瞬間大家不想開會了……
全部逃離現場
下次開會拿假蟑螂嚇他好了
http://i.imgur.com/OR3hg0W.jpg
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