[健忘] 你手機在我這消失
遙想大一有天在宿舍裡接到室友的男友打來的電話
說我室友的手機忘在他家了 要拿來學校給我請我轉交
我當下覺得室友也太健忘了吧 手機也能忘了拿噢!!!
跟她男友拿完之後立刻就想要取笑她
就拿起我的手機 撥了電話給室友 忍不住邊偷笑邊想一開口要怎麼嗆她
過了兩秒鐘 桌上的那隻該死的手機突然開始又唱歌又蠕動的
我靠近一看 咦? 螢幕上顯示著我的綽號!!!
太智障了......
然後就想說 打電話無法通知她手機在我這 那只好換個方法
"欸妳手機忘在妳男友那裡啦,他拿來給我了,
妳很蠢內手機也能忘喔哈哈哈"
傳送成功
然後我桌上那隻該死的手機又在蠕動了......
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