[大哭] 我是姐姐啦!
我有一個小我兩歲的弟弟,比我高二十公分。
我每次都會嘲笑他:上面空氣如何?
然後他都會回我:那我的屁好聞嗎?
以上,都不是重點。
重點是,外人用身高判斷我們是姐弟還是兄妹就算了。
連家人也......
某日。(找阿公)
我:阿公~0w0
爺:啊!妹妹,你哥哥哩?ˊwˋ
我:阿公,我沒有哥哥QAQ
爺:拍謝,因為弟弟太高了......
某次,吃晚餐。
父:妹妹,去叫哥哥來吃飯喔。
我:= =啊拔你可以先跟我說哥哥在哪裡嗎?
父:啊,拍謝,去叫你弟來吃飯。
我:=皿=+
某次,看電視。
母:XXX(看著我的臉叫我弟的名字),午餐要吃什麼?
我:(崩潰)QAQ媽!!!!
母:不對、我叫錯人了。
=口=你們可以跟我說哥哥在哪裡嗎?
弟弟表示:
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