[恍神] 熬夜的下場
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今天又要來出賣朋友啦!
跟被狗追的那一位是同一人~
這位仁兄真的太蠢了
先說我真的真的不是我朋友xD
光性別就不一樣了啊!
以下還是第一人稱方便閱讀
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晚上熬夜跟室友打LoL打到天亮,想說騎車到鎮上去買麥當當做早餐~
到小M之後,沒想到假日早上意外的多人,我也開始排隊
突然聽到漫畫裏的經典路人台詞
有一個小男孩很大聲的問媽媽說:「媽咪,那個叔叔是不是沒穿褲褲?」
貌似他媽咪的人說:「不要亂說,小聲一點!」
Os:奇怪了,誰那麼蠢啊?
正當我開始尋找小男孩口中的叔叔時,發現大家視線都在看我
我有一種不好的預感,往下半身看,
我一直以為我出門穿的是短褲啊啊啊啊啊!!!
為什麼是米奇四角內褲
為什麼是米奇四角內褲
為什麼是米奇四角內褲
等等,我要冷靜,大家視線還在我身上…
於是我故意稍微放大音量對那個小男孩說
「叔叔穿的是潮流你長大就知道了…」
我還是淡定的點完餐,拎著豬肉滿福堡跨上機車回宿舍去了……
我是寒風中穿著米奇內褲的一匹狼……
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