[集氣]老師，我們的默契有待加強
沒想到第一次發文就是發在笨版的集氣文....
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這是發生在我高三 某次成績單發下來的事
還記得那天是最後一節的輔導課
班上進入了亂哄哄的狀態
英文老師正忙著看他周圍的人的成績單
而我正把頭低低得快樂玩著平板...
正當我滑呀滑的的時候
突然驚覺附近有個高大的身影 正往我這緩緩地前進
我立刻將手上的違禁品往抽屜一推 並且抬頭一看
只見老師面目猙獰 手筆直的伸了出來 似乎是要跟我索討東西似的
『不會吧!? 該不會被他看到了!? 我明明就裝死裝很成功啊...』
『要拿出來? 還是繼續裝死到底?』
這兩個念頭一直在我腦中重複地顯現
但老師看我猶豫的樣子 就用力地揮動手催促我拿出來
猶豫了半天我還是撐不過老師的氣場 默默地將平板交了出去
老師拿到後反而是驚訝地說:
「moonandwolf! 我要的是模擬考成績單，你拿這個給我幹甚麼!?」
我一臉錯愕的看著老師:「等等 老師，我們之間有個誤會...讓我解釋下...」
班上一瞬間安靜了下來，然後瞬間爆笑
還有人直接 跳到走道上給沒跟到狀況的人還原過程
更有鼓掌大喊「普通同慶」「平板沒啦~~朝爽der~」
就這樣全班笑到放學..
想當然我的平板也被沒收了...
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不久前接到消息
我高中的朋友 昨晚飲料外送時出了嚴重的車禍
據說是被貨車撞上
已經被送往醫院手術急救..
我真的很擔心他，希望他會沒事
希望大家可留言:「偉誠，手術順利，早日康復!!」
謝謝大家!!
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