[恍神] 北鼻,加點油好嗎 (有西施)
早上上班前,跟朋友去市場買水果(現在奶機沒了喔??)
她說了發生在昨晚的事情,因為太蠢了,所以我一定要潑
以下以第一人稱做敘述
(p小姐,看到別自己出來蛤xddddd)
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我不喜歡那個,也因為體質很乾所以討厭,但男友是變態
只要他想到,可以立馬從小白兔變成大野狼
昨晚就這樣,我躺在床上看小說
眼神飄飄然,感覺到不遠處有著眼神發紅光的野獸,喘息著
柵欄還沒放好,已經衝破圍牆了
但沒感覺下的情況,就是乾到痛
男友只能用潤滑油來做努力
痛茲痛茲痛茲!扣扣扣!(痛一下我茲一下,頭也因為衝擊力撞著床頭)
我喊著:「北鼻,加點油好嗎?加點油好嗎?」
【扣扣扣!!!痛茲痛茲痛茲!!!】
男友興奮的衝破芒腸,如果再下去,絕對屎也跟著衝刺不意外
我怒罵:「幹!加點油啦!!!加油啦!!!」
男友:「好!!我會更加油的!!!」
【這下不止頭扣扣扣了,連床都嘎機嘎機嘎機的叫了】
我吼:「加 油!!!我說加潤滑油!!!!我快痛死了!!!!!」
---------------------再補一個
後來朋友說他們要去吃晚餐
結果卻水流不止
她:「幹!一直流一直流!!!」
她男友:「什麼一直流?」
她看著男友半晌:「下水道啦!」
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