[老梗] 女友和媽媽掉到水裡
轉po自強者我朋友
有時會有人問我一個非常兩難的事情
說什麼如果我女朋友和我媽掉到水裡面我會先救誰
我思考了好幾天,心情非常沉重
我回答了
我會先救我媽。
這一定讓我女朋友很傷心,但是我女朋友是充氣式的,她自己會浮起來,我相信她不會怪
我的。
講到這裡兩行淚已經流下來
“是說你女朋友怎麼會掉到水裡?”
“風太大,不幸落海啊”
不久前問了男友這個問題
他ㄘㄟ了我一眼
“你不是會游泳嗎?”
然後這個話題就無疾而終了…
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