[無言] 浴中趣聞
笨板首PO~~~~~
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洗澡時,左右兩間傳來了濃濃捲舌的對話聲,
左:「XXX你在隔壁嗎?」
右:「在阿怎樣?」
左:「你把門鎖起來了我進不去,只好來洗澡。跟你借沐浴乳好嗎?」
右:「好啊拿去。」
於是右上方傳來一瓶沐浴乳,左上方出現兩個手掌--
所以是要我傳過去嗎!?
但懶得跟他們解釋太多,就讓他們以為真的是隔壁吧!於是接過右邊的沐浴乳傳到左邊。
左:「謝謝~沐浴乳你還要用嗎?」沐浴乳出現在左上方,「不用你先留著。」
左上方出現沐浴乳,但右上方不見手影.....只好把它接下來(WTF
過了不久,右:「給我沐浴乳~」同時,左:「給我洗髮乳~」
總共四隻手掌懸在上空!
只好把手上的沐浴乳給右邊的,左邊的不去理他...過不久手就消失了。
我想左邊的大概覺得洗澡聲太大了,怕右邊沒聽到,又呼喚了一次。
於是右上方出現洗髮精,正要傳給左邊的時,不小心手滑掉到地上--
「碰!」
右:「沒事吧!」左:「沒事,是掉了嗎?」我趕緊撿起來傳過去,
右:「沒事,我以為你摔跤了呢!」
後來又傳了幾次,直到右邊說他洗好了先出去,左邊不久也出去了。
最後我才出去,邊走邊竊笑--
當他們回想出去時看到中間那扇關起來的門,會不會覺得怪怪的呢?
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※ 編輯: petrie41048 (140.114.218.130), 08/07/2014 23:59:30
※ 編輯: petrie41048 (140.114.218.130), 08/08/2014 00:01:34
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