[無言] 那一年,考到駕照...
『文長&手機排版』
還記得剛滿20歲那年,老爸就把我丟去駕訓班考汽車駕照
笨點1:練習了一兩天直線前進,終於進入S型系列,教練教了幾次『來,這裡看到大雄對
準小紅花,左切幾圈之類專業術語』,在我學會開進s型車道之後,教練丟下一句自行練
習,就去吹冷氣泡茶了…等他過十分鐘走出來看我練習怎麼樣時………………………發現
我連人帶車的卡在安全島上………………
笨點2:好不容易熬過夏日炎炎的考照期間,我終於拿到我駕照了。
自從拿到駕照之後,就常常開老爸的休旅車去練習,對於剛拿到駕照的我來說,休旅扯真
的事越級挑戰。舉凡輾過我家門口盆栽、開去市區回家時會發現多兩條帥氣的白色刮痕之
類的小案件層出不窮,老爸其實也很無奈,但還是很大方的借我開……
直到有次我開回家要停車時,由於要停在一個有點小上坡的騎樓下,我覺得車子卡卡的,
上不去,就踩一下油門…嚇!太大力了,趕快踩煞車!!
碰!!!!!!!
shit.....又踩到油門…………
而且撞擊力道大到飄移還撞到隔壁哥哥的車(還聽說前一天剛保養出廠而已...)
然後,我就趕快打給我爸,我爸聽到之後整個氣到話說不出來就掛我電話..
半小時之後,警察也來我家做筆錄(保險一用)...警察杯杯還對我說『妹妹啊……妳下次
要撞,可以不要撞在騎樓下嘛?很難畫餒』
我囧吱吱啊我!!!!
後來爸爸的朋友來,看到警察在我旁邊做筆錄,什麼都不知道的阿伯就說『安抓,咩處理
幾勒某?』(怎樣,要處理一下嗎?
我爸說『處理啥!!林ㄙㄨㄣˊ娜ㄎㄨㄧ掐ki ㄌㄨㄥˋㄅㄧㄚˋ啦』(處理什麼!!你姪女
開車去撞牆啦!)
阿伯『欸…來林ㄉㄟˊ啦…』(欸...喝茶啦)
我再度囧啦!!!
之後爸爸就去換一臺貴桑桑的車回來,讓我不敢開……結束撞撞人生==''
謝謝耐心觀賞(鞠躬)
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