[無言] 我的天真男友
我跟我男友是在PTT認識的 交往已經2年了>///<
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事件1
前幾天我跟我男友提到想買水煙式殺蟲劑 因為家裡出現蟑螂
他說"那你用的時候要很小心 不然會燙到喔!"
我"為什麼會被燙到?我用那麼多次沒被燙過啊"
他"有啊!我就被燙過!!拿著到處燻的時候 會變得很燙"
我"....................."
事件2
上禮拜我們約好要一起吃飯 他騎車要去我家接我 在路上看到一個騎機車的妹
他覺得那個妹是他的菜 穿得若隱若現 身材纖細 頭髮長長der
停紅燈的時候他剛好停在那個妹旁邊 他趁機看了好幾眼
OS"恩~還穿拖鞋喔"
之後他往前騎 騎到一半 那個妹竟然按他喇叭!!!!
直到那個妹把安全帽前面的鏡片翻開 他才發現
那個妹就是女友我本人......
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