[恍神] 我回憶起撞破離家不到200公尺的便利商店
話說,住在不是太城市的地方,當年老闆開的是比雜貨店高級些的便利商店
所以是那種會叮咚後開啟的自動玻璃門
想當時,依稀記得老媽要我去買一瓶醬油,
找了錢之後,手裡握著老闆找給我的零錢和發票..也不知道是恍神還是發愣
我一直盯著手上的零錢往門口走,就在我感受到接近門口的瞬間
我撞上了那還沒開啟的自動門,是整個撞上喔,像卡通情景一樣
撞到那一霎那我抬頭....門才"叮咚",打開之後玻璃才一瞬間碎掉~~
然後老闆馬上問我!!你有沒有怎麼樣??!!
我回頭看老闆一下...回說~!~沒有沒有沒事!!立馬頭也不回的跑走了
之後大概有2年沒去那家便利商店!
誰知道兩年後老闆不做便利商店換成文具店,我又去買東西~
竟然還是被老闆認出來了(果然是鄉下地方很容易被認出來是住附近的人)
大概全林口的客人沒人撞破他的門吧!史無前例!
更何況我是徒手,撞一下就破了
我是不是應該懷疑我有不平凡的功夫和內力.......
被認出來...老闆竟然還問我說...我本來想要問你有沒有受傷...你就跑掉了....
你很久沒有來買東西了耶
我其實當時是一時太害怕了....."照嘎那杯"一樣快!!!
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想發集氣文或問卷文的,請將板規八每一個字都看清楚,再有違反就劣退+水桶了!
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