[無言] 論手機密碼的重要性
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故事發生在今天中午
原po我(男)和三位同學到學餐用餐
因為原po吃飯狼吞虎嚥
所以吃玩就只能乾坐著等其他人吃玩
為了打發時間我拿起對面同學的水果手機5要玩
不過手機卻有密碼鎖(正片開始)
要知道原po生性白目
看到人家有密碼鎖一定要去試他一試
反正頂多五次錯誤鎖個10分鐘(喂
試密碼基本都會想從手機主人的生日開始試、要不就他的閃光的生日
我先試了手機主人的生日、結果貢龜
然後因為手機主人單身所以我就沒梗了
手機主人還很嗆的說:「你絕對不可能猜到的啦括弧笑」
這時坐在我左邊的同學說:「不如你輸入你自己的生日啊、說不定他暗戀你」
雖然感覺最後一句是多餘的、原po還是抱持不試白不試的心情輸入自己的生日0405
結果...
密碼鎖解開了
密碼鎖解開了
密碼鎖解開了
原po我用著惶恐的眼神看向手機主人
手機主人也茫然的回望著我
旁邊的兩個同學則已經笑噴了
原來同學你是暗戀我的嗎!?竟然已經到了用我的生日作為手機密碼的程度我都沒發現、對不起是小弟的不對啊啊!
後來手機主人才說明他用的是他爹的生日作密碼
把原po從出櫃的道路上拉了回來、真是可惜...噢不是可喜可賀啊(茶
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