[聽錯] 買牙刷
剛和我朋友一起出門買生活用品
我看了老半天,都沒看到喜歡的牙刷,就隨口問我朋友
我:你有沒有看到我上次買的那種牙刷?
友:你是要軟毛的還是陰毛的?
… 陰毛!
… 陰毛!
… 陰毛!
我雙手嗚著嘴巴,訝異的看著我朋友
天哪,我的朋友怎麼會變得跟我一樣低級了 … 呃,不,是高級!
難道這就是所謂的近朱者赤、近墨者黑嗎?
不,不可能,我朋友永遠也會說這種話的!這要有慧根啊!
我:你剛剛說什麼陰毛牙刷?
友:我是說硬毛!
我:… 哦,哈哈哈哈哈哈
五樓都用什麼牙刷刷牙?
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