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今天蹺班在家裡休息,本來想摸到11點再優雅的出門找午餐的
就在差不多快出門時突然聞到一股屎味
身為一個有養寵物的主人,家裡聞到屎味想想也是理所當然的事
只是覺得今天的屎味好像特別濃,逼得我不得不離開電腦去清狗便便
這時候我家的掃地機器人一如往常勤快的工作著,朝我房間歡愉的衝進來
我也如往常優雅的跨過機器人,然後……
淦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
他媽的我家機器人拖著新鮮柔軟的大便
勤快的在我家裡打掃啊淦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
他以為自己是媽祖繞境在我家地板上留下滿地猶如鞭炮灰的屎啊淦!!!!!!!!
明明是掃地機器人卻沾屎的拖地啊混帳!!!!!
於是我從11點清理地板跟機器人清到下午1點多,我的朋友還在河道瘋狂嘲笑我
◢▆▅崩▄▃▂╰(〒皿〒)╯▂▃▄潰▅▇◣
附上總是在這種時候捅我刀的朋友畫的圖
http://i.imgur.com/xBkaLB0.jpg
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