[無言] 我再也不去汽車旅館了
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小魯在這個申請入學的季節裡也如願得到了兩張二階段面試的門票
娘親在幫我準備完所有的一切事宜後
我和家父踏上了遙遠的旅程一路朝屏東教育大學前進
到了屏東以後看了娘親為我準備的飯店
父親表示:好兩光喔 旁邊的汽車旅館感覺比較好
於是他就退了訂房 驅車前往汽車旅館
進了房間驚見一張紅皮椅
好奇的小魯 : 好棒喔還有附按摩椅欸
家父表示這是 _八爪椅_
於是問了家父這是幹嘛用的
他就坐上去雙腳一開
... ...他就坐上去雙腳一開
... ... ... ...他就坐上去雙腳一開
你妹啊 你在幹嘛!!!!!!!
但我終於看懂這是什麼了
尷尬的我笑了笑坐到旁邊的沙發上
開始和遠在桃園的閃光賴
我跟家父說可以看剛剛那台的電影嗎
家父一個神按 突然出現一妹子在我眼前摸鮑魚
換家父尷尬的笑了笑說 : 哎呀怎麼是這個
躺在沙發上享受電影的我突然覺得一陣涼
於是找了找旅館多放的毯子
終於在電視櫃裡面給我找到了
從裡面拉出來時摸到一陣極度濕黏的液體
我裝沒事把它塞了回去
家父說怎麼不蓋了 我說好像沒曬乾就繼續躺回去看我的電影了
請祝我申請上大學 please
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五樓你說說那液體是什麼
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