[無言] 媽媽除了cos現在還有這一味。
前提:
之前阿母在原po認真準備期中考,
突然在面前美少女變身,
原po在認為這已經很Over了。
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昨天愚人節原po還是悠哉的逛個網路,
阿母在旁邊進入LOL的世界,
新的阿福快打模式,
我媽更快進入死亡畫面,
正當我媽一直沉浸自我尖叫的過程中,
原poFB叮咚~
我大學同學,先叫他A好啦,
A:寶貝,你在幹嘛~
我:沒,逛網
A:不要對我這麼冷淡麻!
我:好喔@@
……
……
經過一陣天人交戰,
我阿母突然撲過來,
:「噯猶!兒子,你男朋友好帥喔,什麼時候帶回來給我看?快跟他說婆婆相見他!」
我:有事?
:「媽媽不在意的,快點約吃飯啦,媽媽很放的,都叫寶貝了」
此時我莫名感覺我阿母頭上好像有開花的感覺……
還被我媽說是我太悶騷,
才可以勾引到男朋友的……
阿母我跟你說過我有女朋友了。
母:「今天愚人節想騙我!哈哈哈哈哈哈!」
嘆,這麼腐的媽媽該吃防腐劑了。
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