[無言] 住院中的阿公
阿公上星期因為腦積水住院動手術
今天換我照顧
因為傷口會癢 他一直抓
手指上有一點血跡
我只好輕輕幫他摸摸傷口減緩癢的感覺
順便打給我媽請她帶指甲剪
我媽:"他應該有戴手套啊!"
我:"阿公你的手套咧?"
阿公:"什...什麼手套?!⊙ω⊙; (心虛)"
我:"......=ω=a"
剛剛餵他吃完中餐在等時間吃藥
問他想不想睡覺?
阿公:"不想!⊙ω⊙"
約30秒後我聽見如雷的鼾聲+放屁聲
TωTb 阿公你好樣的
快點好起來啊!!
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但我媽跟我阿公真的都會邊睡邊放屁
順便出賣我媽- 她都會看電視看到睡著
有一次我經過她房間 聽見她打呼超大聲 想進去幫她關電視
結果一進門就聽到超大一聲 "噗!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
然後我媽就被自己的屁嚇醒了 (真人真事,不純砍頭)
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※ 編輯: polabearlian (211.20.129.86), 04/02/2014 18:46:08
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因為阿公明天就能出院了 所以暫時把大家的好意累積起來~XD
這篇是單純分享我阿公的耍賴(?)行徑 但還是非常感激各位的祝福~ <3
另外我也不知道自己會不會邊睡邊放屁 XD 因為我睡著了啊!(無誤)
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※ 編輯: polabearlian (114.38.28.189), 04/02/2014 23:59:58
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