我與女友的白癡對話
(剛剛發生的事)
(女友叫我唱歌給她聽，哄她睡覺)
我:室友在旁邊耶，這樣唱很尷尬
女友:有甚麼關係，唱歌給女朋友聽有甚麼好丟臉?
我:這就像妳上廁所，害怕自己尿尿的聲音被別人聽到一樣阿
女友:你雞雞長在嘴上嗎?
我:那我以後要常常跟妳接吻 XD
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