[無言] 在速食店吃雞腿的大叔

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前幾天在某(丹)速食店用餐 隔壁先生吃雞腿吃到一半 突然很生氣的拿著雞腿衝到櫃檯 很怒的說 ''小姐!你們的雞腿沒熟!!都是血!'' 那小姐看了他一眼才說 先生,你的牙齦流血了...... (哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈) 那一餐我憋笑憋得很痛苦 -- ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ 眼睛好酸喔!! ◢█ ╯'∵╯╰ 幹你媽的看三小!? ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ◥◤ ◥◤ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ " _ ▉ ∵ ∴ |||| 蘋果 ◥████∵∴ ∴檸檬 ψbelleaya -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.27.2.32

03/16 03:20, , 1F
小姐你的_____也流血了
03/16 03:20, 1F

03/16 03:24, , 2F
雞腿:啊啊啊啊啊我流血了~~~ (昏)
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03/16 04:51, , 3F
雞腿:臥槽!我血流滿地啊!!
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03/16 06:39, , 4F
雞腿:可以不要把你的髒血怪到我身上嗎
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03/16 08:18, , 5F
XDDDDDDDDD
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03/16 08:50, , 6F
笑到直發抖
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03/16 09:05, , 7F
雞腿 覺得無奈
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03/16 09:39, , 8F
大叔怒投訴霉體
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03/16 10:00, , 9F
XDD
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03/16 10:02, , 10F
打臉就是爽
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03/16 10:28, , 11F
牙齦出血是牙周病的前兆
03/16 10:28, 11F

03/16 10:29, , 12F
謝謝爸 那我拿走囉
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03/16 10:33, , 13F
哈哈哈哈
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03/16 10:38, , 14F
大叔的刷牙習慣很差
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03/16 10:42, , 15F
遇到事情先怪人的類型
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03/16 10:43, , 16F
樓上很精闢的點出這種人的毛病 這種人我超度爛的
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03/16 10:51, , 17F
哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/16 10:55, , 18F
哈哈哈哈
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03/16 11:05, , 19F
服務人員眼力真好XD
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03/16 12:27, , 20F
啊牙齦沒流血 也要打到流血~
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03/16 12:27, , 21F
請提早用斯斯
03/16 12:27, 21F

03/16 12:49, , 22F
牙齦流血可能是牙周病的前兆xDD
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03/16 13:07, , 23F
哈哈哈哈
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03/16 13:17, , 24F
XDDDDDDD
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03/16 13:28, , 25F
XDD
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03/16 13:28, , 26F
先生你要不要考慮放下那隻雞腿.....去看醫生阿?!
03/16 13:28, 26F

03/16 13:29, , 27F
櫃檯小姐好淡定XD
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03/16 13:35, , 28F
笑死我XDDD
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03/16 13:43, , 29F
牙周病前兆XD
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03/16 13:52, , 30F
來~先給你一片棉棉
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03/16 14:01, , 31F
血在肉面上還是從骨頭附近流出來都分不清嗎?
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03/16 14:07, , 32F
哈哈哈
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03/16 14:57, , 33F
哈哈哈哈哈
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03/16 15:14, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/16 15:20, , 35F
XDD
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03/16 15:23, , 36F
XD
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03/16 15:25, , 37F
哈哈哈你看看你
03/16 15:25, 37F

03/16 15:33, , 38F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/16 15:36, , 39F
顆顆
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還有 25 則推文
03/17 00:05, , 65F
hahaha
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03/17 00:08, , 66F
哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/17 00:12, , 67F
你知道你的口腔正遭受到攻擊嗎?
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03/17 00:29, , 68F
推丹丹 在台北讀書都好想吃T_T
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03/17 00:33, , 69F
先生!你耳朵找毛了
03/17 00:33, 69F

03/17 01:12, , 70F
哈哈哈感覺店員也是頗淡定的xd
03/17 01:12, 70F

03/17 01:32, , 71F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那先生一定會想鑽地洞
03/17 01:32, 71F

03/17 01:52, , 72F
哈哈哈笑到胃抽筋
03/17 01:52, 72F
magiclove:轉錄至看板 THU_SocialSV 03/17 02:30

03/17 10:13, , 73F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/17 11:02, , 74F
媽!我在這…我沒流血
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03/17 12:39, , 75F
......
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03/17 12:57, , 76F
雞腿:怪我唷?
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03/17 13:47, , 77F
大笑XD
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03/17 14:52, , 78F
哈哈哈哈,好髒喔!!!! XD
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03/17 18:29, , 79F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/17 20:58, , 80F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/17 21:07, , 81F
噴笑
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03/18 00:08, , 82F
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03/18 01:00, , 83F
推櫃檯姐姐
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/18 09:51, , 86F
櫃檯小姐好淡定Xdd
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好笑+推丹丹
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDD
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03/18 14:05, , 90F
XDD
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03/18 14:37, , 91F
牙齦出血是牙周病的前兆,提早用斯斯,某餐類固醇
03/18 14:37, 91F

03/18 17:46, , 92F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/18 19:35, , 93F
整個嘴角失守XD
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03/18 23:45, , 94F
簡短有力!
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03/19 12:17, , 95F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/20 00:00, , 96F
XDDDDDDDDD超展開
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03/20 15:23, , 97F
哈哈哈哈哈xddddddddd
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03/21 16:21, , 98F
笑了
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03/21 16:43, , 99F
有笑有推哈哈哈哈哈
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03/22 00:17, , 100F
XDDDD
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03/23 02:15, , 101F
笑慘了 哈哈
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03/28 16:19, , 102F
XDDDDDDDDD
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04/03 00:34, , 103F
XDDDDDD
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